What goes around comes around
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut.
Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless (via pussology)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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tbdressfashion:

prom dress

may10baby:

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

but aren’t dogs colorblind


Sloth on a speedboat

Sloth on a speedboat